Science Class

As my mom already knows, most of the kids in my science class are obnoxious and slightly lacking in the intelligence department. To Give you an idea of what I mean, today we were talking about the structure of the Solar System, and these were some of the things I heard:




Science Teacher: And here we have the unfortunately named planet, Uranus.


Kid in the Back: Whose idea was that, anyway? Was there like, some guy named Uranus and he was like, "Oh, name this planet after me"?


Me: Actually, it was named after a Roman god, so you can blame the Romans, if you want.


Girl Behind Me: Did Maria just talk?


Science Teacher: I don't know if this is appropriate, but I have a joke. What do toilet paper and the ship from Star Trek have in common?


Kid in Back: What?


Science Teacher: They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons.


My Friend, Cassie: I'm Done (laughing)


Science Teacher: Now, the Sun actually isn't the biggest star, who can tell me what the biggest star is called? (pause) Come on, guys, which is the biggest star?


Kid in the Back: Uranus is!


Science Teacher: Actually, the biggest star is called Sirius. Has anybody read the Harry Potter Books? (pause while Cassie, Austin, and I raise our hands)


Girl Behind Me: NO WAY! I DON'T BELIEVE IN WITCHCRAFT!!! (Cassie and I look at each other with pained expressions)


Science Teacher:Well, Sirius means dog, and the star Sirius is part of a constellation of a dog, also called Sirius. You know, how Sirius in Harry Potter sometimes is in the form of a dog?


Kid Across the Room: So, the star formed out of a dog?


Science Teacher: No, the star did not form out of a dog.


Kid in the Back: URANUS IS A DOG!


Kid in Front of Me: Did you know that Uranus is WAY bigger than Earth? (snickers)


Me (whispered to Cassie): Uranus is a Gas Giant.


Cassie: (puts head down on desk to laugh)


Me (whispering again): Sorry, I had to.


BELL RINGS


Kid in the Back: I HEART URANUS!!


Girl Behind ME: Cassie be worshippin' Satan! She be learnin' witchcraft from those Harry Potter books!





So, yeah. That's pretty much how it goes in my science class... Seriously, "the star formed out of a dog? " Yeah, totally. A dog was just randomly in space before Earth was formed, and the dog became plasma, and formed a freaking STAR.

Evidence of My Procrastination

After working on a research essay for my English class (not for fun), I came across screenshots of the past that I had taken while writing different essays of me procrastinating and writing something completely irrelevant to whatever said essay was about. I found them really funny, so I decided to share the ones I could find with you all... I hope you found them funny! (Sorry if they're hard for you to see)

THE POST EXSTRAVAGANZA!!!!!

So sleepovers and birthdays came and passed, and our new computer arrived. The preview for this post was made with the webcam that the new computer has. I even got a new camera! I got it for my birthday because my old camera broke. NOTE: NEVER leave a camera in ANY of your pockets and sit or move while it is in there. This will break the motor so the camera will not do anything. That is because the camera will turn on and the lense will NOT be able to move. And I DON'T think cameras are very cheap these days. So anyway, scroll below to see pictures and videos from the past that you missed because of my not-so-up-to-date blogging. l
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Here I am at my first year of Girl's Camp, my friend Emma took this picture, actually.

Here is the school musical thingy I was in last year. Here are the pee-O-ple who came to watch. :)

Here's a picture of Mason that I took and edited on his birthday last year.

Here is Mason in his school play. :)

Here is Mason's (and my) fifth grade teacher dressed to be a rp artist for the play. I HAD to get a picture of this!

Here's Annah and I. OH YES. YOU ARE MAJORLY JEALOUS, MY FRIEND. MAJORLY JEALOUS. xD

A baby goat after it was born on my uncle's farm. Aww!

Jessie drinking home-made dandelion tea. We actually went outside and gathered the dandelions ourselves! It was fun when their family visited. We should do it again.

This is just a random photo of when I decided to use Marlee as a model. Isn't she pretty? :)

We can't forget Mackenna. :)

Here we are at Lake-Or-River-I-Don't-Remember-The-Name-Of. xD

The Haunted Hope Diamond at the museum! AAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEGH! xD

The cover I designed for a book I've been working on. :D

Some of you probably will appreciate my awesome 80's Day outfit for school last year. xD

Here is a picture I DID NOT TAKE of Annah and I at Girl's Camp. This picture was taken by a photographer that was there named Lancer Seaman, ( I think that's how you spell it) if you are looking for a photographer.

GIANT CHESS BOARD AT DISNEY HOTEL!!!! YEAH!!!!xD All right, guys. That's my BIG UPDATE. All of these pictures are from the year 2011. Anyway, thanks for reading it and I'll try to update more often so I don't have to do this again! Bye!

We just painted eggs! I will show you pictures as soon as I can! They look so C00L!

Sorry that this is all a title. My iPod will not let me use the post space. The Suchonels are here and we have had so much fun! Expect pictures soon!

Updates

Frantic News Update

Dear person who is awesome because they are in my blog(LOL)-
You will notice,(possibly with some relief,) that the Pinball game is gone from my blog. As you know, it was WAY annoying because when you clicked on any videos, the game would STILL not shut up! So, don't worry, person, if you liked to play the game. I will try to have it up every Friday from about 6:45 AM, to 10:00AM (Saturday) each week, if not, comment and remind me. Buh-bye! Oh, and don'y worry- I didn't forget about the Post Exstravaganza! If you don't know what I'm talkin' about, click the play button on the video of the post below.



-MAia