what the kid says

Someone once told me,
The world was macaroni,
So I took a bite out of a tree,
It tasted kinda funky,
So I spat it at a monkey,
And the monkey started cussing at me,
Ten years later,
The monkey was Darth Vader,
And he threw a lightsaver at me,
And then I started crying,
And then I was dying,
And that was the end of me!

what someone told a kid

Did you know the world is macaroni,
So take a ride on your local pony,
It's made of noodles,
And so are poodles,
His name is Coodles,
And if you kiss him he'll say toodles!

FINALLY!

Tadaaa! Finally I'm back! Right? You are happy to see me aren't you? The reason I haven't been blogging lately is there was some sort of problem with my old account. Aaaanyway, we're not really gonna get too detailed on THAT little issue. Now, let's start with the history of Different Seasons. About , well, let's see, a long time ago we'll say, an explorer from Maia's World named Salfay Rhoda sailed the 7 seas. Well, our friend ol' Rhoda descovered an island off the coast of Maia's World. Now Rhoda here, (who loved every time of the year equally,) named this island Different Seasons. Rhoda then quickly traveled back to Maia's World and told the Maiyns about the new island. The End. See? Wasn't that a beautiful story? And I made it up on the spot too! (haha! got you! I don't really like to show off! Those of you who know me already know this.)