what the kid says

Someone once told me,
The world was macaroni,
So I took a bite out of a tree,
It tasted kinda funky,
So I spat it at a monkey,
And the monkey started cussing at me,
Ten years later,
The monkey was Darth Vader,
And he threw a lightsaver at me,
And then I started crying,
And then I was dying,
And that was the end of me!